After managing a bittersweet victory against Disco Sur ( bitter because it was a default, sweet because we beat the sub-team) all was looking well in the World of Corporal Punishment. People were fearing us, whips were cracking, straps were smacking, hands were spanking, children crying..it was wonderful. Then we were hit with some major injury blows. JoeM's spanking arm and Nico's butt kicking knee both messed up proper. But we soldier on against Aqua knowing that God is on our side. You see Joe and Randall played for Chile at Truco and God help the USA rescue the miners and is favouring all things Chilean these days...so it is only natural that CPU wins their last game of the season..right here at Lincoln ( Zona Norte Homeiiiiiis) Sunday.
It should also be noted that we have a well oiled cheering section comprised of some Elementary school kids who like to cheer and scream. This stikes fear into the hearts of our opponents.
Buenos Aires Ultimate Club. Played by Lincoln teachers and alumni. Keep your spanking hand strong...and remember, ulitmate makes the world a better place to live.
Thursday, October 14, 2010
Tuesday, September 21, 2010
Games
so as far as we can tell, we have yet to actually win a game; well numbers wise anyways, but are winning in the following catagories
- Not Doing Useless Excersise AFTER a Game....It's true that many clubs have been racking up big numbers on the score sheet, but are losing big in this important catagory. Doing sit ups after a 90 minute game is the stuff of football teams and teams with lengthy prison terms. We have clean sheets and beer money.
- Tall Girls...Kathy Manu alone wins us this catagory, throw in Sarah and the Fez, fuggetaboutit
-Socks..every team has someone who carries a load in one catagory. 'Female Assists'; Big Red has Andrea. 'Male Defense'; Cadillacs have Nick. 'Cool Socks'; we have Mike Oliver. And his socks rock!
- NOT Practicing...I'm proud to say..we win this hands down! Love you team!
- Kids...Suzanna has more kids than the rest of the league combined.
- Ghetto Jerseys...considering we are the only team with full employment and no college kids it may come as a surprise that we have the ghettoist jerseys in the league, BUT this is a very important key to a team's success. Just look at the Lakers.
- Not Doing Useless Excersise AFTER a Game....It's true that many clubs have been racking up big numbers on the score sheet, but are losing big in this important catagory. Doing sit ups after a 90 minute game is the stuff of football teams and teams with lengthy prison terms. We have clean sheets and beer money.
- Tall Girls...Kathy Manu alone wins us this catagory, throw in Sarah and the Fez, fuggetaboutit
-Socks..every team has someone who carries a load in one catagory. 'Female Assists'; Big Red has Andrea. 'Male Defense'; Cadillacs have Nick. 'Cool Socks'; we have Mike Oliver. And his socks rock!
- NOT Practicing...I'm proud to say..we win this hands down! Love you team!
- Kids...Suzanna has more kids than the rest of the league combined.
- Ghetto Jerseys...considering we are the only team with full employment and no college kids it may come as a surprise that we have the ghettoist jerseys in the league, BUT this is a very important key to a team's success. Just look at the Lakers.
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