so as far as we can tell, we have yet to actually win a game; well numbers wise anyways, but are winning in the following catagories
- Not Doing Useless Excersise AFTER a Game....It's true that many clubs have been racking up big numbers on the score sheet, but are losing big in this important catagory. Doing sit ups after a 90 minute game is the stuff of football teams and teams with lengthy prison terms. We have clean sheets and beer money.
- Tall Girls...Kathy Manu alone wins us this catagory, throw in Sarah and the Fez, fuggetaboutit
-Socks..every team has someone who carries a load in one catagory. 'Female Assists'; Big Red has Andrea. 'Male Defense'; Cadillacs have Nick. 'Cool Socks'; we have Mike Oliver. And his socks rock!
- NOT Practicing...I'm proud to say..we win this hands down! Love you team!
- Kids...Suzanna has more kids than the rest of the league combined.
- Ghetto Jerseys...considering we are the only team with full employment and no college kids it may come as a surprise that we have the ghettoist jerseys in the league, BUT this is a very important key to a team's success. Just look at the Lakers.
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